December 5, 2006

  • So here’s a game I found out about…

    You Google your name + a verb, and post whatever the web results say on your blog. For example, “Caleb is”…

    Caleb is distinguished from the sons of Juda.

    Caleb is an arrogant, misogynistic defrocked priest.

    Caleb is the only human being capable of merging with the First.

    Caleb is adorable. **

    Caleb is thankful to be part of Gods Answer to your prayers.

    You get the idea…you can pick lots of different verbs, and make them fun and random…

    Caleb likes to sleep in the cat tunnel.

    Caleb hates meatloaf.

    Caleb said, “what a clownish man this is.”

    Caleb doesn’t remember ever fighting with his parents about really, really stupid things. *

    Caleb does his best to mimic a nearby goat.

    Caleb thinks a party is in order. *

    Caleb forgot all about owning a ranch. *

    Caleb decided to rename it “Pepsi-Cola,” and advertised his new soft drink.

    Caleb remembered very little of what happened next.

    Caleb looked confused.

    Caleb stopped at the street corner.

    Caleb killed Melanie Foster.

    Caleb helped our hearts to grow.

    Caleb became interested in acting after watching Les Miserables.

    Caleb pulled out his Tesla Cannon and pointed it at the largest drifting fireball in the air. *

    Caleb made his way onto the stage of life.

    Caleb died in 1745.

    Caleb typed Kalendar and it just stuck.

    Caleb realized that he was dreaming…

    Caleb stopped typing random things…(no, that wasn’t from a search)

    Now you try it, and send me a link!

    Yeah, this is probably just because I didn’t have anything really worthwhile to say…

    * True sentences.

    ** Very true sentences.

    EDIT:
    I bet my teachers would disagree with this assesment:

    You paid attention during 100% of high school!

    85-100% You must be an autodidact, because American high schools don’t get scores that high! Good show, old chap!

    Do you deserve your high school diploma?
    Create a Quiz

Comments (61)

  • I wish I really did have a tesla cannon…that’d be awesome.

  • When did you get defrocked? :)

    RYC: I think your truth and mine aren’t really that far apart; however how we arrive at them is vastly different.

  • After finals, I’ll try it.

  • And “Target is making their employees say ‘Happy Holidays’, i’ll tell you who is in this Target, baby Jesus.”

  • I didn’t find anything on equal with the Tesla Cannon.
    Hawk Nelsons first album was mostly generic punk rock, but they’ve come into their own with “Smile, it’s the end of the World.

  • Caleb is adorable…you think so too?

  • Thanks for the Rachel comment hehehehehe

  • P.S…I got a 97%

  • P.P.S…

    “Caleb is a great guy”

     I got that when I googled you.

  • Also, I got something weird about you helping Buffy the Vampire slayer kill aliens :-/

  • told u he’s a girl.

    more graphic?

    have you LISTENED to our convos, caleb?

    i mean really listened?

  • yeah, i suppose nerological damage my occur, could be a bit of a liablity.

  • wow little bro… you are WAY behind the times! I’m old and don’t find out about these sorts of things till they are going out of style and i posterd on of these… oh i have no idea how long ago! :) like forever ago! :) lol It’s kinda nice to know i found out about one thing much earlier than my always-on-the-internet-would-stay-up-all-night-and-eat-nothing-ever-in-order-to-not-miss-a-comment-on-his-blog-little-brother! but… a Tesla Cannon would rock!

  • YES!

    BWAH

    I’M A LEPOR!

    that’s so much fun to say.

    luckily, it’s just on my neck and on my cheek close to my ear, so my hair covers up most of it. but it’s like……….exploded. there are millions of scabs. yuck

    hahahahaha

  • how did you find that picture?

  • that clip on Grayson’s site,,,,, it is so disturbing and yet so funny.

  • That sounds like a good funny game. . .might do it sometime. . .if not for myself then for my xanga friends/subscribers.  How fun that would be to say what came up for each of them. . .though it would probably take to long to do each of them. . .

    Is love inherently sexual?

    No.  Doesn’t have to be.

    Which is yet another reason why I see no problems with gay marriage.  How much married people {ahem} do it. . .varies. . .in biblical times the best man would actually watch them have intercourse wedding night to make sure they did it–so you could argue that marriage requires that. . .but there’s certainly no one today to regulate what happens in the bedroom.  You could be married to someone and never have sex if you wanted. . .it really is more of a legal title. . .

    Is it possible that “sexist” has become as overused as “racist,” and has been distorted beyond being recognizable?

    They’re all prejudice.  You could make the argument that the “sexism” argument has been overused, but couldn’t you make the same argument with racism?  In fact, some people think it’s gone to far with affirmative action.

    Perhaps men and women are essentially different, and being dominant or submissive isn’t bad or good, it’s simply the way things are supposed to be.

    I’m sorry, but to me that sounds like a really sexist thing to say.  I’m not sure how to answer it.  No. I don’t think woman are naturally submissive, or men are naturally dominant.  Might I point out the Amazon Women?

    As for scripture references, I’ll look that up right now. . .

  • Couldn’t help notice the above conversation goin’ on there….

    Kay, I’m not gonna lie…  I am, as a woman, initially slightly offended by the statement “men ought to be dominant, and women ought to be submissive”. Because, put that way, it seems  to be a put down to women, frankly. However, thinking through it for a full five seconds, and looking at it this way has helped me to see it a different way. Look at the different aspects of Christ. When he came as the sacrificial lamb, around 2000 years ago, his example was one of service..of submission, if you will. When he comes in the future though, he will come as a warrior, dominant and powerful. If both are aspects of Christ, than to be called either one is no slight, yet to be called both is even greater. Eve was the helper, the support, and companion of Adam. Adam, was the provider, the shelter, the strength. Think of Adam as the house, Eve all the things in that house. So yes, Biblically, maybe a woman’s role should typically  be more submissive, and a man’s more dominant. Yet,  I still think there are times for men to be submissive, even as there are times for women to be dominant. Still, offense should not be taken at the word “submissive”…who says “submissive” is a bad thing to be (if the submission is given to the right cause of course)? Western culture says that, it drills it into us..”submission means you have no voice, it means you are ‘less than’, it means you aren’t as strong as a man, it means you must not be as smart, or have ideas or a will of your own”…I think most women would say that it’s harder for us to submit than dominate….So…in it’s own way, it takes more strength to be submissive when the time comes than it does to dominate.

    ONE MORE THING. “Women, submit to your husbands”, holy cow is that often misinterpreted and taken out of context…I’ve met A LOT of people who are offended by that verse. How about this part? “Husbands, love your wives even as Christ loved the Church”….Ok, think about that. What did Christ do for the Church, among other things…he gave the greatest thing He had, and the greatest thing we’ve ever recieved….HIMSELF. Giving of yourself could be called many things…..like…for instance….hmmm…submission. So don’t let Western culture make the Bible seem “backwards” or “sexist” to you. Maybe I’ll think about this some more, and come back, I only thought about it for a few seconds.

  • Sure, anytime (well, most times )

    There a reason you never respond to my e-mails lately?

  • Yesh ur rite is Rachel English haha how ya doing Caleb ? Thankyou , yeah imagine if I had no idea who you were then I might have to wonder if you’re an 80 year old child molester who has a soft side for poetry and such hmm but its a good thing ur not ! Lol
    rachel

  • dangerous to the ears maybe

  • *cute innocent little girl voice* ” I dont know , my mommy said to never ever talk to strangers or meet child molesters at the Mall” haha

  • Just wanted to let you know I nominated this for boost yesterday–and it currently has 93.  . .not bad. . .

  • now try using image search and your name… but make sure safesearch is on

  • I agree with your answer. I would even venture to add C. S. Lewis’ idea of having state marriage and church marriage as two seperate things.

  • H is for Heritage, you know the school you go to

  • you are perverted, and Grayson if you read this you are no better.  You guys are losers, H should stand for hillbillies or hyperthermia or hidalgo, you know, that movie that had that dude with the horse and they ran from “the Mummy” type sandstorm.

  • are u refering to the garden of Eden incident… lol

    even though it makes sense you’re wrong. that’s not what it’ about

  • and so do you!  :)

  • yes it is! i can’t believe you didn’t know that. well maybe i can. What’s your middle name so i can put it down in my ” things i didn’t know before but now i do” file.

  • You’re so lucky!
    I wish I was content.
    I was just ranting.
    I have this birthday/pool party thing this weekend so I’m all stressed over that!
    Proably over nothing but…yeah, low self-esteem you know the drill! :) ha ha!

    yay! I’m finally older than someone! :D
    Everyone I know has always been months older than me except for one friend who is 2 days older.
    Well, I’m Kara & sorry I didn’t comment earlier.

    <3 Kara

  • Actually, my college is strict on stuff like that, it’s what makes it so funny. People always find a way around the rules though.

  • thanks.

    I’m getting some.

    I’m not sure about it yet. But i think i will.

    Hopefully i’ll get better without it having negative effects on me.

  • And no it doesn’t sound like preaching.
    You found what helps you feel comfortable & that’s good.
    I still haven’t foud that yet :) Still searching though.
    I dunno…I don’t really have a story. I dropped out of high-school for a year I’m going to night school right now so I can graduate & go to collage. I have no clue what I want to do with my life & I get jealous because it seems everyone I know knows what they’re going to do & I have no clue whatsoever.

    This is what my friends tell me when I’m in a bathing suit covering up with a towel.
    “No one cares what you look like they are too wrapped up in their own body issues or lvies to even notice yours”
    I think we all feel inferior to someone, you know?
    The guy with abs feels inferior to the dude who can bench press a lot it just goes on & on & on…never ending.

    <3 Kara

  • Hi Caleb! So glad to meet you! So…you were thinking about joining the grandma blogring, eh? I think that would be a first! Well, I took your test….I scored a 68%….smart enough to have passed it said, but stupid enough that I should be reading more books! Well, it HAS been a while since I was in school!

    I think my favorite “Caleb is” thought, is Caleb likes to sleep in the cat tunnel!

    Come back again friend….I’ll be waiting!

    Mrs. C

  • but Leanna doesn’t have a mustache or does she?  I don’t get were you are getting this, the lead singer for the Racontuers has longer hair too.

  • want more music?

    http://www.musicjesus.com/song_3212_Breaking_Benjamin-So_Cold.html that is the link for the best Breaking Benjamin song ever

  • Oh yeah the image search is very fun haha they came up with some CRAZY stuff for my name lol

    rachel

  • oh….that’s a very nice middle name! seriously.  That is an awesome picture too! lol

  • I don’t know. I haven’t read Mere Christianity yet. Christian Behaviour is a series of talks he gave on the BBC. It could be in Mere Christianity.

  • jack white from the white stripes is the lead singer or the racounteurs also

  • lol, yeah, i do think about it thoroughly… because i value it ….

    i just wish the other 90% of the world would value it the same way…

  • Played the game and it was fun… thanks for visiting and God bless…

  • I’m totally gonna do that.

  • I don’t know what your definition of bad is, but just look on the first page of a Christian webring and you’ll find one. Like “Returning to Pure Christianity”.

  • RYC:  Thanks friend.  I am so happy to find another person who shares this particular opinion.  War is hell.  Rebellion is a last resort.  Work within the system until the system is so rotten and distorted that it no longer works.  If the system has rotted beyond repair, what can people do (we obviously have not reached the last resort yet by a longshot, but we need to change a lot of people’s minds back to common sense from some pretty crazy ideas).

    Isn’t it funny how we peaceful Christians can see the need for personal rights and freedoms to maintain the blessings of the society in which we live?  Every freedom we lose is a step closer to dictatorship.

  • Nice game. It’s one of my favorites. ;)

  • “So the picture makes me think girl, but the masculine use of “Gringo” in your username makes me think boy…so I second Dougielas’ question. Incidentally, are you a Gringo, and if so do you speak spanish?”

    I am indeed a boy. If by Gringo you mean white American, then yes. 

    Man, this comment page is crowded.  I’m lucky number 50. Hooray!

  • Thanks for joining our blogring! Hope to see you soon.

    http://www.xanga.com/TheWorshipCafe
    A new community of online believers

  • CoOl!

  • Hey Caleb, long time no type. So whats with all the xanga sites, are you schizophrenic? I have a friend that works in the behavioral health field if you need some help.

  • hey awesome u actualy read the lyircs lol

    so hows u doing?

    what r ya at over christmas?

    wb soon

    lora

    x x x

  • Have you put any thought to where you want to go to college yet? And Merry Christmas.

  • heyyy how r u doin??????

  • ur awesome i think ur great!!!

  • omg my friend thats a guy is playing fairy boy with his sister!!!! haha love ur voice byee

  • omg my friend thats a guy is playing fairy boy with his sister!!!! haha love ur voice byee

  • how old are you

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