March 15, 2007

• Word of the Day

  “Obfuscation is not unlike the subjective condition of having had no one other than a certain individual, in accordance with the definition of the word, make it, in no uncertain terms, completely and utterly quite far from a reasonable level of ease to, for lack of a better term, understand, or rather receive elucidation as to what may, or may not have been (this matter, is of course, subject to debate, considering several metaphysical and etymological ramifications, but all in good time…) the original intention of the statement, in other words, a means of anacoluthic circumlocution, often being inclusive of what many would certainly come to a consensus to be unnecessarily aggrandized words, as well as having among its structure a superfluous amount of clauses and phrases contained in one sentence, deliberately constructed in such a fashion in order to possess the desired effect, which can be correctly deduced to be an effect of confusion, or perhaps an attempt of verbal subterfuge for the express purpose of escaping comprehension.”
   - Uncyclopedia

  Please note that I do not intend, whether you perceived that it was implied before this or not, whether by the title of this post or by other means, to, whether by some unanticipated coincidence in the future or by some unrecalled past occurrence, in the sequence of events, commonly known as “time,” or “the passage of time,” though occasionally termed other things, on this site, being my personal (as in, belonging to myself) webpage under the domain of www.xanga.com which I usually use for things other than this purpose (that purpose being the topic of discussion within the confines of this sentence and the comments section below, the discussion and words of which I am not responsible; not to say that I am irresponsible, but rather that I claim no responsibility for the aforementioned), post, propogate, publish, publicate (not a word), or otherwise perform any other action beginning with the letter “P,” a daily word or word of the day, that being one word in a document also containing the definition of that word, posted, published, publicated (also not a word), et cetera, each day, meaning each of the three hundred and sixty five and one quarter days contained in each earth year, one year being defined as the approximate (near estimated) time taken by the earth (assuming time exists, but I shouldn’t digress) to revolve once around the celestial body of fissionating (“fissionating” is to “a real word” as “intelligent” is to “my sister’s dog”) helium and hydrogen commonly called “the sun” by the speakers of the language called “English” by its own speakers, those speakers being members of the race called “humans” (by the aforementioned speakers of “English”), native to the planet “earth” (see previous parenthetical note), that planet being the third planet by distance from the aforementioned celestial body.

  Just thought I should make that clear.

  • 8:05 pm
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