July 5, 2007
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Irrefutable Proof that I’m a Genius
[7:30AM -- Phone rings -- Sleep aborted]
Me: Hello?
Boss: Well hey, Caleb! We’ve got a couple of ladies from the kitchen going home sick, and I know you need more hours. How would you like to come in at 10:30?
Me: Hang on, I just woke up. Lemme call you back.
[Click]
Me: Yes, Mr. Boss, sir, I got an awesome five hours of sleep last night, and thanks for waking me up so early. A thirteen-hour shift should be no problem at all.
[Ring, ring]
Boss: Hello?
Me: This is Caleb. I’ll be in by 10:30.
[Click]
Can’t get back to sleep, my whole body aches, and my eyes feel like I spilled tobasco sauce on them…today is gonna be great.
Comments (23)
You did handle that situation brilliantly.
I agree with Dan’s comment. God give you strength to get through the day.
Hey, at least you have hours. I get 4-8 hours a week right now. How am I supposed to save for college on that?
Tabasco sauce eyes…that’s a sexy look.
Aw. Look at you helping a fella out. =p
And I’m with minstrelofsong, at least you get hours.
nicely done…
I laugh at you.
Samford.
Thank you.
Yeah you have to work 13 hours, but you do not have a physicly demanding job. You can be thankful for that. You know? You don’t work at a steel supply company.
You’ll sleep like a rock tonight.
lol…well, you’re still alive, so that’s good…Get some sleepies!
Thanks for the ‘happy b-day!’ comment.
No, peasent, that little cyni-induced cry was the result of intellectual trampling.
hey caleb, how did you venture on this day? did you get the strength you needed to get through? i sure hope so. have a great weekend.
Sounds about like my Friday… hope everything worked out for you…
ah.. the glories of working fast food.. how i miss those days..
RYC: you have no idea.
Wow, we actually agree on something. Thanks for the insanely long comment.
My site is yours if you want it.
Dude, you’ve been silent long enough!
ryc: let me guess, does it involve…passion? =p
Aww. I hope you feel better! Make sure to get more sleep whenever you can. *pat, pat*
And yes, the movie is out.
You should see it. It’s really good.
^ Yes, it is an AMAZING MOVIE…maybe my favorite HP movie yet…you should indeed go see it.
It is my YouTube debut.
Whiskey? Why, Caleb, whatever do you mean? And did I detect a hint of sarcasm in your comment about me getting mad?
I like the way you work it work it.